Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
This is the reason gifsets were invented
friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK! FUCK YOU!
what if i…. what if i just made a cake.. like right now
I mean I’m an adult… no one can stop me
who let me have all this power?
[Kanye West’s “Power” plays triumphantly in the middle distance]
[It’s me riding up on a bike with a boom box…
Luke in Every Episode → Amid the Ruins
↳ Look, I’m sorry, okay? I fucked up. But, you know what? Jane made me an offer and…Jesus Christ, I needed it, okay? I mean, look around you, okay? Everything is shit. So forgive me for wanting to enjoy one moment of something else!